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This is for you Noah.

Today i feel like writing about verisimilitude. It is the feeling of realism in something that is fiction. This strategy is used well by many authors, I recently have thought of writing a piece of this nature. An example is the story Life of Pi, this sense of verisimilitude is created by the reporter regurgitating the story that is told by another person. Although the entire story is fiction it creates a sense of realism. Does anyone else have any other examples of this that they would care to share with me. So since this post was not funny yet I suppose i must add something to make you smile. Noah, how do we roll? Ball hockey tomorrow? You know it. After school at the lacrosse box.

Critics corner

My weekend was much like any other, I visited the Rogers video to rent a movie. The only difference was I was unable to find the movie that I was looking for. This was the fifth video store that had said; "sorry sir, we do not carry that title. This disappointment made me travel across town to the blockbuster video to inquire about the movie there. Same result different reason; "sorry sir, due to the subject matter of the movie we are unable to stock it in our stores." All I could do was sigh and leave, through the same door as all of the happy customers. Seven rental facilities and not one of them carried this movie. The movie in question is a documentary from the makes of The Aristocrats and Idiocracy(both are must see movies.) It was quite a disappointment not only to find that the movies were unavailable at that moment but that the stores had not even heard of the movie. With my new grime outlook on the movie industry all I can say is; "what is the deal?" They seem to have 100 copies of the new movie staring Joe Action in a crime drama. This movie of course features Joe's stunt double more often that Joe himself. This abundance of crappy movies and they can not have 1 copy of the movie that I would like to see, a movie that many people would see if it was available. The reason for this is that the movie cost less than a million dollars to shoot, small budget films are not allowed to make big money. It is only a matter of time before the executives of these large film companies realize that these box office blunders are horrible for a reason, they SUCK. I would much rather spend my ten dollars watching a movie that makes me think about more than if it is possible to really hit someones head off with a baseball bat.I guess we will just have to be patient and wait for the billionaires to realize that the same old story is not entertaining. Oh what a glorious day that would be.

My apology

I feel that everyone who commented on this post read the first line and assumed the rest. If you would open your minds and read more into the post then the average person would then you would see the real meaning. Seeing as that is hard for some people to do I will take care of that for you. My intentions were not to begin a sub bash rather I was attempting to express my concern. I see the subs floundering everyday, unable to maintain control. Maybe that is why they are subs. I personally enjoy most of the subs that are assigned to my class, one in particular stands out in my mind. Her name is Mrs. Humphrey she was a sub for my writing 12 class. Although she was unable to control the class she was a most enjoyable person to talk to, along with Mrs. Humphrey another substitute I had that same day was Mrs. Huckle. She was just as nice but was still preyed upon by hoodlums who take advantage of any chance at becoming the Alpha. Maybe this post will verify my previous post.

Teaching

I am going to blog about the ineffectiveness of substitute teachers. None of them can establish an alpha role and usually end up grovelling at the feet of the superior students. The classroom belongs to the teacher first, students second, substitutes are a far last. This heirachy makes the position he hardest job in the world. It is even worse than being a janitor at a zoo. The sub does not get the satisfaction of seeing the pupils excel. Rather they assign the students busy work to occupy the time that would otherwise be "wasted."

Most Cherished Object.

My most cherished object is my health... hahahha so cliche. Okay let us get real for a moment. My most cherished object is my laptop computer. It allows me to visit any website that I want and the keys are well placed on the keyboard. It is much unlike this computer that I am forced to work on right now, it is my only freind. The school computer is awkward, and it is impossible to type without getting third degree burns on your wrists. I know that this sounds strange but maybe it is time for change, we should revolt and overturn this government.

I'm sorry, but you have to know the truth. . . . . .
It happens. People die; some from HIV, SARS, erotic asphyxiation or just getting really old. Some of these ways are a little more tragic than others. Many people die just because they are retarded. I remember how I am going to die. It will be a very quick death, hopefully painless. I am going to die in a car wreck, the car will be travelling in excess of 200 miles per hour. After the car has reached this speed I will swerve to the left and send the car flipping through the air. It will be epic. I am so excited